As facts trickle down to my children some of them seem to be a bit diluted.
BIOLOGY: "Fish don't poop. If they did they would explode."
DNA TESTING: "I filled this cup with water, put the dried up salamander in it, took it out" (consequently leaving it somewhere in the bedroom, location unknown) " and now I have salamder DNA. "
AQUIRING SUPER POWERS: "We put a dead fly in the water, let his DNA get out, and then Gabe drank it." (Thank you, Marvel Comics.)
LITERATURE: "It's almost your bedtime, Mom, so I got a story to read you - "The Violin Rabbit." (known in some circles as "The Velveteen Rabbit.")
GOURMET COOKING; "May I please have some missionario cherries on my ice cream? I mean, missionary cherries?"
Funny! LOL
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